Today, marked the 7th week in a row of disrupted sleep. My fuckstick... - FML

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By Takegami - 27/02/2019 05:39

Today, marked the 7th week in a row of disrupted sleep. My fuckstick roommate has awful habits and one of them is staying up until 2AM every damn day with the lights on. There nothing I can do about it. My RA can’t do anything about it and he refuses to acknowledge I exist. FML

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