Health: Today, like most other days. I haven't slept because of insomnia.... - FML

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By xxghostxx98789 - 16/06/2016 08:57 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, like most other days. I haven't slept because of insomnia. I wouldn't be too bothered except that I work nights at a physically demanding job and haven't slept in 2 days. Sadly I'm starting to get used to this. FML

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wanted_2_want 40

Friday 17 June 2016 9:14

That's a living nightmare.

C8H18 33

Friday 17 June 2016 18:05

Welcome to my past five years in the USMC.

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wanted_2_want 40

Friday 17 June 2016 9:14

That's a living nightmare.

C8H18 33

Friday 17 June 2016 18:05

Welcome to my past five years in the USMC.

GhostFox 33

Saturday 18 June 2016 10:39

You need to talk to a doctor about this. Lack of sleep can cause all sorts of thing, including hallucinations, paranoia, aggressive behavior, and even straight up psychotic breaks.

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