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By theFickleFinger - 06/10/2016 12:13 - United States

Today, like everyday, my dog waits until I'm bending over to pick up her poop before she starts kicking grass and dirt so she can kick it into my face. FML
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magicdust95 31

Let her move away a bit, before you start picking up her poop, so that she can't throw it on your face. Im sorry OP.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

2 words. Pooper scooper.

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magicdust95 31

Let her move away a bit, before you start picking up her poop, so that she can't throw it on your face. Im sorry OP.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

2 words. Pooper scooper.

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wisconsinfml 3

talk to a dog trainer, but this is not the dogs problem, its all YOU. you are the issue, in dog terms you are not the pack leader. most people in your position cant change and become the pack leader. your a wuss and the dog knows it. this has nothing to do with being mean, it has everything to do with consistent discipline, teaching the dog your the leader. good luck

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One_In_Three 24

I hope you don't own any dogs yourself.

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tantanpanda 26

#3 kind of has a point though. "Fool me once, shame on you, but fool me twice, shame on me". In OP's case, it's "fool me every day". I don't think most people would allow their dog to kick up grass and dirt at them. Normal people don't take that shit kindly.

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Xkillz302 10

kick sand back at the dog while yelling I'm alpha

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DeBosmash 4

Just make her sit and dont let her up until you are done

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