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By a monster calls me spoiled - 02/01/2017 19:45 - United States - King George

Today, like every day for the past week, I've been trying to avoid watching trailers for the movie of a book I'm reading, so nothing about the plot is spoiled. Apparently I've been trying a little too hard, cause in my dream last night I accidentally watched a commercial for it and got spoiled. FML

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nitemare0 17

Tuesday 3 January 2017 5:16

I call Bullsh*t, you can't dream about information you don't already know, so any "spoilers" from your dream are only inventions of your own mind.

Sady_Ct 37

Thursday 5 January 2017 11:38

Which book?

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nitemare0 17

Tuesday 3 January 2017 5:16

I call Bullsh*t, you can't dream about information you don't already know, so any "spoilers" from your dream are only inventions of your own mind.

Sady_Ct 37

Tuesday 3 January 2017 13:04

What book?

Sady_Ct 37

Thursday 5 January 2017 11:38

Which book?

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