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By Surewhatever - 13/05/2016 01:34 - United States - Orlando

Today, l leaned my head against my boyfriend's shoulder while watching a movie. He shoved me away, saying I hurt his back and he doesn't like to be touched. He also says this when I try to kiss him. FML

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arano 29

Friday 13 May 2016 10:04

Doesn't sound like a boyfriend to me.

smallandroid 26

Friday 13 May 2016 18:17

I don't know about breaking up with him right away, but you guys need to have serious talk about what physical affection you need and are comfortable with. If you can't come to any sort of agreement then yes, you should break up, but really talk about it first.

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arano 29

Friday 13 May 2016 10:04

Doesn't sound like a boyfriend to me.

smallandroid 26

Friday 13 May 2016 18:17

I don't know about breaking up with him right away, but you guys need to have serious talk about what physical affection you need and are comfortable with. If you can't come to any sort of agreement then yes, you should break up, but really talk about it first.

sparky82 11

Friday 13 May 2016 19:06

Dump him.

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