Health: Today, its been four days since I had two wisdom teeth removed.... - FML

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By Chapman - 02/01/2017 18:05 - Iceland - Reykjav?k

Today, its been four days since I had two wisdom teeth removed. I decided to do it so close to the new year because of school and I was told it was easy. Today is also the fourth day that I can't open my mouth or eaten because my face is so swollen. School tomorrow. FML

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tanabanana13 14

Friday 6 January 2017 11:06

I had 4 removed over break, as well! It's been a while but the scars still hurt. Wishing you a speedy recovery! Ibuprofen really helped me

thrifting 18

Tuesday 10 January 2017 23:30

I'm having jaw surgery this year and will have my jaw wired shut for 8 weeks. Could be worse.

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daidax_238 26

Thursday 5 January 2017 22:22

God, this is so poorly written.

tanabanana13 14

Friday 6 January 2017 11:06

I had 4 removed over break, as well! It's been a while but the scars still hurt. Wishing you a speedy recovery! Ibuprofen really helped me

thrifting 18

Tuesday 10 January 2017 23:30

I'm having jaw surgery this year and will have my jaw wired shut for 8 weeks. Could be worse.

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