Health: Today, it was the day my catheter was to be removed. The nurse... - FML

By Sheldon76 - 24/02/2015 19:43

Today, it was the day my catheter was to be removed. The nurse removing it deflated the balloon, and then tried pulling it out. After me screaming in extreme pain, she found out she hadn't actually deflated the balloon all the way. She was trying to pull a small balloon through my dick hole. FML

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Sheldon76 16

Wednesday 25 February 2015 17:00

Well once she felt the resistance she stopped and deflated it fully. But unfortunately it had traveled some down the urethra before she realized. So I had to wait while she grabbed another syringe unfortunately.

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Jared900DUmpling 30

Wednesday 25 February 2015 9:07

*every single guy on FML shudders and clutches his dick* I'm honestly glad I cannot relate to this.

cheeeksss 29

Wednesday 25 February 2015 9:08

I don't have a penis but I can imagine the pain. I'm so sorry! :c

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gqgymnast 11

Monday 4 May 2015 12:19

I don't even have a dick and I cringed.

hberri331 18

Sunday 7 June 2015 6:42

People are such ******* it's just a catheter. There are ppl who cath multiple times a day.

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