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By Arniii - 01/02/2012 18:53 - United States

Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten different people because they wanted me to sit away from them. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, I found out that my classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangement where people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis. A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 03:02

Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML

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By left4dead - 27/10/2012 20:04 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I went on a field trip with some people from school. I'm currently confined to a wheelchair, so I had to rely on my sister to get around. She eventually went off with her friends, assuming that the people nearby would keep me company. Five minutes later, they'd all left me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2013 06:36 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my teacher told the class that we had better like the people at our table because we would all be working together for the final group assessment. Everyone looked at me, stood up, and moved. FML

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By JazzyandAlice - 20/09/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, I went to babysit eight kids under the age of ten, all by myself. After five hours of Hell, the parents finally came back from the ASU game. I got paid $5. FML

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By plzdontclapme - 01/07/2012 23:03

Today, I tripped on the way back from collecting a prize in front of 600 students and their parents. I got more applause than I did when collecting the prize. FML

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By raiden - 17/08/2018 20:30

Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML

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By JaneVI - 10/02/2011 22:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I got an e-mail from my seminar tutor asking why I wasn't in class. I was sitting next to him. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff

Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2025 06:00 - Hong Kong

Today, one of my classmates got bullied and the whole class got to wrote 2000 words about that. FML

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peacefully84 19

Wednesday 1 February 2012 22:28

Hey, free $50!

holdenSSV 3

Wednesday 1 February 2012 22:29

Who would complain about getting free cash? Just enjoy it :)

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hateevryone 14

Thursday 2 February 2012 6:01

Shit, at least they're paying you. Take that money.

xHarleyQuinnx 0

Thursday 2 February 2012 6:05

Easy 50 Bucks!

skyeyez9 24

Thursday 2 February 2012 7:04

Keep trying to sit next to them from now on. Maybe you can make More money.

KK3137 31

Thursday 2 February 2012 7:07

Invest it! That way, if you're successful, you can rub it in their faces :P

fatalwish 6

Thursday 2 February 2012 7:21

Are you repulsive? Apparently however at least you can now profit from said repulsiveness

xgetxbentx 13

Thursday 2 February 2012 7:47

Could be worse, at least you got $50 out of it. I'm assuming you're unhygienic if people are willing to pay you to get away from them, so perhaps you should treat yourself to some stuff to make you smell better. Deodorant, soap, shampoo, some type of perfume/cologne (didn't read gender), etc...

firewilson 1

Thursday 2 February 2012 7:52

wow, you must go to a school in a rich area. my classmates used to just kick me out of the way. say, can i join your school? i can walk through dumpsters everyday, i really could use the bucks.

IAdminIFlow 0

Thursday 2 February 2012 8:30

Go buy skyrim

onlychildFTW 33

Thursday 2 February 2012 9:31

What's wrong with making $50 by doing nothing? Absolutely nothing!!

KatelynBabyxo 3

Thursday 2 February 2012 9:47

That's so mean :( but hey, you got yourself $50!

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