Animals: Today, it was nice out so I opened my window and went downstairs.... - FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2017 22:19

Today, it was nice out so I opened my window and went downstairs. Returning later I found a pigeon chilling. I tried to chase it to the window but the idiot bird flew around my room pooping EVERYWHERE and smacking everything while my bemused dog watched. it's been 20mins. The bird is still here. FML

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great_nate 26

Tuesday 14 March 2017 0:08

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Excadere 0

Tuesday 7 March 2017 21:42

Well if you chase it around you should expect it to poop due to fear. Still sucks though.

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Excadere 0

Tuesday 7 March 2017 21:42

Well if you chase it around you should expect it to poop due to fear. Still sucks though.

great_nate 26

Tuesday 14 March 2017 0:08

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