By Anonymous - 25/09/2010 02:00 - United States

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Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML
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Lythiaren 8

Dump him then. He just told you he planned to cheat on you. YDI if you got them anyway.

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FYLDeep 25

For whatever reason I think that there would have been signs that he was an asshole much early in the relationship.

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AlyWallyy 0

what a ******g prick. He doesn't know how to be in a committed relationship You should dump him and find someone who can actually not hurt you and use you like that (the stealing part). Tell him see ya and hope to see you with STDs later!

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triggerit 5

what's wrong with it? op you must help him if you love him and want him be comfortable and happy at college? lol op perhaps he just kidding?

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Oggle 0

At least he's being safe...now having said that, I hope you dumped him on the spot and told him where he could shove those condoms. He'll probably sleep with some hot crazy chick and either catch an STD or she'll get all crazy and poke holes in the condoms. Either that or he'll only be able to get a bunch of ugly chicks. Who knows

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Does he know you're his gf? Sounds like another 1 of those "my bf of 3 years doesn't know I exist" stories.

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perdix 29

It's the perfect crime! No one is going to believe that an ugly, fat chick such as yourself would ever have a need for condoms. Even if they catch you red-handed, the lack of a motive means "case dismissed!" The good news is he does want to keep his dick disease-free, so when school is out, he can come back and make a booty call on you.

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yummycupcakegirl 0

great thing u dont have 2 see his face anymore!

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ANTLink19 4

think about it like this. You can both **** around, and maybe he'll get better when you both meet up again.

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Elenachka 0

Is it me, or do people seem to think using "proceeded" or "promptly" is a requirement in an fml?

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Alkix 2

Maybe the moderators find it more humorous. Today, I accidently took a laxative and then crapped myself. FML. Today, I accidently took a laxative and then promptly crapped myself. FML. I think the thought of someone consuming something on accident and the out of the blue immediately crapping themselves, is more humorous.

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