Miscellaneous: Today, it was boiling hot so my boyfriend and I decided to sunbathe...

By Beccarr - 01/07/2009 17:04 - United Kingdom

Today, it was boiling hot so my boyfriend and I decided to sunbathe in the garden and ended up falling asleep for a few hours. Not only is my back so burnt that I can't lie down, I also have a white hand print on my upper back where my boyfriend had left his arm while we slept. FML

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I'm just saying…

By dirty boy - 05/07/2021 11:00

Today, what started as an amazing day with hiking, a picnic, more hiking, then a romantic nature walk, ended in a ridiculous screaming match between me and my boyfriend. I only asked him to shower before laying in our bed when we got home, since we were covered in sweat, bug bites and dirt. FML

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irishlassie731 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 23:32

Also, if it was boiling hot, why would you voluntarily go outside...where it's boiling hot?

fxdxhk90 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 23:04

Could have been in worse areas.

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fdyourmom 0

Friday 3 July 2009 6:57

omgg that's so cute. you should get a tatoo of the handprint.

sofad15 0

Friday 3 July 2009 7:56

HAHA )) I laughed hard at this one. That's cool anyway, kind of like a tatoo ))

dearViena 0

Friday 3 July 2009 18:17

you guys are made for eachother :]

chtaimetoupie 0

Friday 3 July 2009 22:27

it isnt as worst if it wouldve been lower :P

rachellaurenn 0

Friday 3 July 2009 23:15

hahah awee oddly cute

shit_happens101 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 22:23

Well, at least it wasn't in, um, other areas. Still sucks though. :/

ivals 3

Saturday 11 July 2009 0:36

have fun getting skin cancer!

blondie_catie 0

Monday 3 August 2009 0:26

Oh my god u lot commenting on this from the USA aneed to kind of get the jist that: 1: we live in the UK. A hot day is like a miracle over here! 2. We can not afford to have air conditioning built in because not a lot of houses do over here, all we have in central heating! And we do not have pools outside our house. Come to England and see, they ain't detached, most are terraced or semi-detached with no space in the garden for a pool! 3. A hot day in Britain really normally is an hour of pure sunshine and then the clouds come in, and we like to just go out and enjoy the heat! We don't think the sun is that strong for the use of sunscreen in Britain! GET A GRIP! You didnt deserve it hun!

Xader 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 1:13

You're kinda dumb. If it burned her, then obviously she needed sunscreen. As a "student nurse", you should know that... General statement of fact, regardless of geography.