Miscellaneous: Today, it snowed in the south, so i shoveled the steps and walkway.... - FML

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By meh - 07/01/2017 18:51

Today, it snowed in the south, so i shoveled the steps and walkway. We got rid of our snow shovels when we moved so i used a metal one. Because there was a layer of ice i had to use some force to break it. My mom informed me that the sun would melted it and that i may of damaged the cement. FML

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