By Anonymous - 26/11/2012 05:45 - United States

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Today, it's our third anniversary. After a candlelit dinner and a midnight boat ride, my wife turned down sex, because "it's too cliché." FML
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zebraumicornz 6

Well next time you should tell her after she spends hours making dinner "eating dinner is too clichè"

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Alessia42 3

I agree it's wrong to think you can buy sex in a relationship.. but should you even have to? I mean ****, even if having sex with your husband/wife is tedious you should still do it a reasonable amount. I mean if you applied 'don't feel like it' to parental responsibility people here would be ******** all over you.

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DarkskyFML 5

Ditch the bitch. Even if you are a POS. if you are miserable GTFO.

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FuKcMee 32

rape sounds about right for the setting

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erase_my_ears 16

If she wants a present just say it's too cliché

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