Today, it's officially been two weeks since I found out I have mono. It's also been two weeks since anyone has visited me, called me, or even emailed me. The real kicker? I'm now fired from my job because they can't believe I can have mono twice in one year. I guess I'm just lucky that way. FML
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Today, I went to the doctor to see why my walking pneumonia wasn't getting any better. It had. I've just somehow managed to also contract mono... while sitting home, alone. FML
Today, I was recently diagnosed with mononucleosis. This means that I'm really tired. I had been planning a trip with my sister and my cousin, but I didn’t wake up this morning at 7 because of the Mono, and they didn’t bother to wake me up. They went without me, to all my favorite places, leaving me at home with nothing to do. FML
Today, I got a email from my boss. He said he was going to have to let me go for missing so much work over the last week. I was laid off two months ago. I don't know what is more depressing, getting fired from a job twice or the fact it took two months for them to notice I wasn't there anymore. FML
Today, after moving provinces and working my ass off to find a job, and finally finding one, I got the flu and had to call in sick two days on my first week. They fired me today. FML
Today, I'm in quarantine after testing positive for Covid. Two weeks after starting a new job. Two months after receiving the vaccine. FML
Today, I got fired because I was “constantly sick”. Constantly in this case meaning: the one time the entire office had Covid, including myself, plus 4 single days in a whole year. FML
Today, after three weeks of suffering from COVID, I returned to work. I met with my boss, and was written up for absenteeism. Oh, and we're closing early because there are ongoing riots. Oh, and we lost the contract and I'm unemployed in three weeks. FML
Today, my boss claimed that I've been lying to get days off because apparently nobody can be so unlucky as to have three family members die within a month. I'm just that unlucky, and suspended. FML
Today, after a year and a half of overexploitation at work without getting paid for it, I can finally have a deserved vacation. Why? I caught Covid. FML
Today, it's been 2 days since I got over having the flu for over a week, missing work the whole time. I just got food poisoning. FML
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Vehicle 1
I had mono and it's horrible. People shouldn't act like that. You don't even do anything and you get it. And you can only get it once in most cases. Fyl indeed for having people in your life who don't understand. And first, who cares If your first? And then you add ew? You're lucky you've never had it.
kamkak 0
its called a doctors note!
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olliec 0
I have had it twice so it is possible; once when I was a kid and again this past year. The second time around was by far the worst, leaving me hospitalised for a while and then put in bed rest for weeks afterward. OP: Get rest, be careful that your spleen or liver doesn't rupture, and then find a new job. Mono can last for months.
polico_wolf 0
they said twice IN ONE YEAR, not twice in op's life
olliec 0
Other users are saying twice ever is impossible. And so.
silisand_fml 0
how do you get it twice?
emmmilyyy 0
do you have AIDS and/or no immune system whatsoever??
camsham86 0
I wouldn't want to be around you if you had mono either, no wonder why anyone doesn't want to visit you.
Cheniqua 0
You can definitely get mono twice. Technically once you've been infected you carry the virus for the rest of your life (rather like herpes). Most of the time the virus is dormant and you are not contagious. However, if your immune system is compromised due to high stress and a different illness (like a cold or flu) you can have a relapse and experience all those classic mono symptoms again. I know two separate people who have had this happen, and a hockey player for an NHL team has been out multiple times because it keeps flaring back up.
BlueTwist89 0
That totally sucks. Your employer didn't even ask for a doctor's note? I mean even though it's unlikely, it doesn't make it impossible. On the other hand, if he wanted to fire you because of that, he was probably just looking for an excuse. Hopefully you can get some compensation from being fired(depending on where you live?).
blastvortex 3
Considering what you have to do to contract glandular fever, YDI. Also, considering that your personal life is having a negative effect on your work performance, they have every right to fire you, doctor's note or not. If you don't like it, then you know what to do. You ultimately have no one to blame but yourself.
boatkicker 4
It's spread through saliva. There are plenty of ways to contract it. There are the common way, (kissing, sharing drinks, etc) but there a bunch of other ways that you could potentially come in contact with it. If someone coughs directly in the air you breath, dipping a french fry in ketchup that someone else double-dipped in, eating off the same plate (even with separate utensils, your saliva will still touch either some of the food, or the plate) and according to a few websites sharing pillows, although I'm not too sure about that last one.
fieldz92 0
you can get mono twice cus ive had it twice its very rare but it does happen and when you have mono it sucks and working is impossible depending on how bad you get it. i was basically dead for 3 weeks when i got it my first time
Flutist 3
Who cares what it is called and also, people, you are online. Look up the ******* disease on Wikipedia. Talk about being lazy. Op, I am sorry. But you have mono, and while most people have already been exposed to mono and thus have antibodies against it already, and have it in their saliva and can pass it on, even when not sick with it, you still are in no place to be socializing, or online. Sure it sucks, but people don't want your disease, its been two weeks. I am sorry, but can you blame people?
jazzw92 0
"you still are in no place to be socializing, or online" I'm sorry, didn't realise you could catch mono via internet..??
Flutist 3
Point taken.
lovin_bigsister 0
mono is horribly bad! you can die from it if not taken care of! i feel horrible for you!!!! ive had mono and recently thought i had a mono relapse but it can be mistaken as a horrible case of strep!