Love: Today, it's been two days since my breakup. I barely fell asleep...

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2016 11:46 - Croatia

Today, it's been two days since my breakup. I barely fell asleep yesterday, and today I'm still depressed. I broke up with my imaginary girlfriend. FML

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ayyy_bro 26

Sunday 1 May 2016 19:52

You need a life.

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ayyy_bro 26

Sunday 1 May 2016 19:52

You need a life.

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