Today, is the day after I learned that my FML account had been... - FML

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By accduo - 07/01/2017 22:04

Today, is the day after I learned that my FML account had been banned for no apparent reason. I had to make a new account in order to post this, and I lost all my progress on reading all the FMLs on the site. I was 50% done. FML

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brewmasterg 34

Wednesday 11 January 2017 10:52

Have you tried reaching out to FML through the 'contact us' options on the site? Surely if you asked for elaboration they'd be able to tell you what happened at the least.

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brewmasterg 34

Wednesday 11 January 2017 10:52

Have you tried reaching out to FML through the 'contact us' options on the site? Surely if you asked for elaboration they'd be able to tell you what happened at the least.

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