Miscellaneous: Today is my mom's birthday. She's always said she want me to... - FML

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By Failed Cook - 28/06/2016 16:21 - United States - Elk Grove

Today is my mom's birthday. She's always said she want me to make her a meal, and I've already refused because I think I'm not good at it. This morning I went over early and made her breakfast and served it to her in bed. Without even looking at it she got up and dumped it in the trash. FML

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karacakal2 30

Wednesday 29 June 2016 2:24

Oh wow sorry to hear that.With all due respect OP your mom is a bitch.

Unlucky1232 20

Wednesday 29 June 2016 6:48

that's not bad cooking that's bitch mom syndrome.

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karacakal2 30

Wednesday 29 June 2016 2:24

Oh wow sorry to hear that.With all due respect OP your mom is a bitch.

Unlucky1232 20

Wednesday 29 June 2016 6:48

that's not bad cooking that's bitch mom syndrome.

Mr_Mole 24

Wednesday 29 June 2016 13:40

No wonder you feel like you're not good at anything.

ReallyFU 10

Friday 1 July 2016 5:12

Wow! Even if my kid brought brought me the worst meal ever I would have been super grateful for the thought that went into it. Sorry to say this but your mom's not a very nice person.

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