Kids: Today, my mom invited my asshole cousin to my daughter's 10th...

By MY fault!? - 27/04/2018 15:00

Today, my mom invited my asshole cousin to my daughter's 10th birthday party, saying that this is the best time for me to apologize for having him imprisoned 3 years ago. He’s the same cousin who held my daughter hostage after the cops cornered him in a drug bust. FML

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Today, it appears that the cousin who burglarized my house and threatened to kill my wife, daughter, and me during a meth binge is more welcome at a family reunion than we are. We were assured last year by family that this wouldn't happen, because we are "good people who have wronged no one." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2024 21:00 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I realized my cousin is an asshole. A cousin that I was close to who got engaged. I was excited to be part of her wedding day, since she was a big part of mine. Months later, on Instagram, she was sharing reels from her bachelorette party. When I asked her why she didn't invite me, she said she forgot. FML

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Today, I realized that my husband's family hates me for something I did 10 years ago. When I was 18. I’m so done apologizing for it. My daughter does not deserve to see her mother treated like this. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2020 03:00 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to bring my obnoxious ex to my birthday party. FML

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Today, my mom talked to me and my brother about how great it was that our cousin was getting away from drugs and becoming sober, as he would have so many more opportunities opened up for him now. She explained all this while sitting on our patio, smoking a blunt. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2014 22:18 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I finally told my dad that I hate his girlfriend. I said her daughter's a complete whore, and her son is annoying as fuck. Turns out they were in the house and within earshot, ready to throw me a birthday party. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2015 00:00 - United States - Granger

Today, I got together a surprise party for my mom's birthday. I invited all her friends and her douchebag boyfriend who I don't get along with. When my mom got home, he took credit and got her friends to back him up with bribing. My mom said I'm selfish and horrible for not trying for her. FML

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By Anonymous woman - 05/10/2024 14:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, at a family gathering, I was talking to my uncle about my "awful neighbor who smokes pot all day while listening to shitty bro country, and tries to cover the smell with cheap incense." After a moment of awkward silence, I remembered my cousin, his son, is my neighbor. He was more offended by the fact that I'd insulted his taste in music. FML

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Happy for you

By Anonymous - 30/10/2015 13:27 - United Kingdom - Tranent

Today, I was invited to my friend's wedding. I wouldn't mind, but she chose her now fiancé over me, despite him being in prison for assault, a heroin addict and a general dick. This was all because I accidentally called her stupid three years ago. FML

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Wednesday 11 April 2018 19:49

I'M SORRY BUT YOUR MOM IS ******* RIDICULOUS.

arandomperson97 18

Friday 27 April 2018 15:26

I would not allow them inside the house or on your property and have police waiting on scene. There’s a line and they have crossed it. I’m sorry, OP. Consider getting a restraining order.

Comments

Donut_Wizard 23

Friday 27 April 2018 20:25

Is he the one who knocks?

dwight7476 11

Friday 27 April 2018 20:35

She wrong you have every right to get him arrested it’s your job to protect your child

Lobby_Bee 17

Friday 27 April 2018 21:38

Time to cut out your mom too.

RhiRhixo 4

Friday 27 April 2018 21:42

sheeshh

thatslifeiguess7 16

Friday 27 April 2018 23:27

So did you call the police

OnReceivingEnd 17

Saturday 28 April 2018 1:24

"F**k you, Mom. And you're no longer invited either."

tounces7 27

Saturday 28 April 2018 5:13

I think it's obvious you need to cut your mother out of your life at this point, she's clearly a ******* lunatic.

skippydoda 32

Saturday 28 April 2018 6:14

"I'm sorry they didn't shoot you"

cdaspirit 15

Saturday 28 April 2018 7:34

It’s not even your mom’s place to invite people to YOUR daughter’s birthday party. Please tell me you kicked your cousin out before they even stepped foot on your property