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By mydadsawsooomuch - 17/11/2010 13:26 - United States

Today, in the wee hours of the morning I decided to make a naked dash to the bathroom, unfortunately, my dad decided to do the same thing at the exact same time. FML

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By malebonding - 17/08/2009 13:50 - United States

Today, I slept in late and when I woke up, thought I was the only one in the house so I decided to walk around the corner to the only upstairs bathroom naked. My dad also slept in, also thought he was the only one in the house, and also decided to walk to the bathroom naked. We collided. FML

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By obtuse_ballsack - 04/06/2012 20:37 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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Three piss suite

By Anonymous - 03/02/2026 20:00

Today, I woke up desperately needing to pee. I sat up in bed, naked, and tried to decide if I should get dressed, or run for it and hope no one saw me. I guess I took too long to decide, because as soon as I stood up to run, I pissed on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Dekalb

Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML

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Batman

By Anonymous - 07/05/2026 04:00 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, I found out the hard way that my dad sleeps in the nude, when I rushed into my parents room at 3 a.m. to inform them that there was a bat in the house. FML

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By meeeoow - 22/01/2011 10:05 - Australia

Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML

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What ARE you doing?

By mountains - 19/11/2012 00:47 - United States - Pembroke

Today, I awoke in the midst of the night to find my half-naked dad drunkenly arguing with the microwave. FML

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Close call

By Anonymous - 31/10/2024 04:00 - United States - Bremerton

Today, I woke up and realized I had to pee sooo bad. The problem was, I sleep naked with my partner, who lives with one of their sisters. I didn't have time to get dressed before running to a shared bathroom, and even then I "drizzled" a little bit on the bathroom floor. I cleaned it and myself up but still… FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML

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CurlyQ1993 0

Wednesday 17 November 2010 19:00

awkward...

ktbird 0

Wednesday 17 November 2010 19:11

It's not that bad. You seem to have forgotten this is the man that wiped your ass for 2 years.

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Moo_Horse 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 5:04

sounds like the beginnin of a porno

khinluv 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 5:27

y'all all sleep naked?

garrett_209 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 5:47

ahahahahahha this would be Kentucky

ranita_fml 3

Thursday 18 November 2010 7:06

you guys are sick...who thought about sexual stuff. come on now.. it's her dad. do u think about your dad that way. if so, can we say incest!

Gamergal 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 7:50

This one's been posted before.

buddyweiser 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 7:57

you sleep naked? nmh then whateverfloats your boat I guess lol

mikeepoo 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 8:02

incest orgy ftw

alex1432 9

Thursday 18 November 2010 8:32

am I theonly one that wears my clothes to bed? lol

snooopy_34 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 8:55

feel sorry for you o_O

lizzylizzy 3

Thursday 18 November 2010 10:01

hahaha! my best friend encountered my mum doing the same. my friend screamed. it was a very funny moment...

Shadow73 13

Friday 19 November 2010 5:46

why was your best friend naked in your house? O_o

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