Miscellaneous: Today, in the bathroom during the ACTs, my hair got stuck in...

By Anonymous - 13/06/2009 22:16 - United States

Today, in the bathroom during the ACTs, my hair got stuck in the electric hand dryer. I had to rip my hair out. For future reference, hair + hand dryer = dreadlocks. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 16:00 - Canada

Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML

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By coop42 - 15/01/2014 19:22 - United States - Hortonville

Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML

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By soapy - 01/10/2011 16:08 - Canada

Today, while taking a shower, my back hair caused so much friction against the bar of soap, it stuck for a good second before coming free. FML

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By maggie - 30/11/2011 19:25 - United States

Today, I got a round brush stuck in my hair so badly that I couldn't get it out for 45 minutes, and had a panic attack. I had to drive through town with a brush dangling from my head, to the hair salon, and listen to them laugh while they got it out. FML

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By Klinger - 08/05/2025 20:00 - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom and slipped on some soap on the floor while I was washing my hands. As I fell, I grabbed the nearest thing to break my fall, which happened to be the hand dryer. It fell off the wall and hit me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML

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By Roma-Jay - 22/07/2012 14:13 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, while trying to look cute and playing with my hair in front of a boy, I pulled a piece of my hair extension out. FML

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By lateralligator - 12/12/2014 16:35 - Canada - Whitchurch-stouffville

Today, I took out my old hairdryer and turned it on. I then gave my roommate a show as I ran out of the bathroom, naked and screaming, after a spider was blasted out of the hairdryer and directly at my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, while at my parent's house I decided to take a shower. I had to use my sister's bathroom and once out, grabbed a comb from her cupboard to brush my hair. I then noticed the clumps of hair on my shoulders. It's a razor comb on one side, regular on the other. I used the wrong side. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2025 05:00 - United States

Today, after spending a week detangling my hair (It took a week because my hands have nerve issues) because it felt like my scalp was glued to my scalp from not being taken care of, I cut it all off. My hair got tangled in the device twice and eventually revealed a burn on my scalp. FML

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MukyDaCookie 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 2:06

How did you manage that? Don't those dryers "push" air towards you?

allmidnighteyes 10

Sunday 14 June 2009 2:11

....How the hell does this happen? I'm not clicking YDI or FYL, because honestly, I am utterly perplexed.

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idratherbinsh 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 4:33

on some dryers there's a vent where the air is sucked in so it can be blown out. but that sucks. majorly.

MetalCraze 11

Sunday 14 June 2009 4:42

you deserve it dreads are nasty

dumberror 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 4:45

how the f*** can u get your hair stuck in something that blows ...out.

pikL3bOi 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 4:47

#4 and #8 I agree on both of u

Kaizzle 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 4:50

What the hell does OP mean?!?!

kamhakim 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 4:53

wow

OOTGgooseman 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 4:54

Must have some long hair to get it in a dryer

jessxoxo28 5

Sunday 14 June 2009 4:58

omg... thanx 4 the warning my hairs mad long... i'll use paper towels instead of the hand dryers

ASchoes 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 4:59

Op means original poster.

swimstar28 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 5:00

Haha fyl hope u did good on ur ACT

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