Today, in public, a man cut in line in front of me said that... - FML

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By LiningUp - 29/09/2017 05:59

Today, in public, a man cut in line in front of me said that his son was in front when I confronted him about it. Then, two women cut our queue and said the same thing when I told them to queue up. Then the man proceeded to say to the women loudly "I agree with your actions, this man is heartless!"

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GhostFox 33

Monday 2 October 2017 20:04

That's when you get on the phone and call security, if whatever you are queuing up for is that important.

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GhostFox 33

Monday 2 October 2017 20:04

That's when you get on the phone and call security, if whatever you are queuing up for is that important.

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