Transportation: Today, in a train, I did the old "I've got your nose" trick for... - FML

By jaivolétonnez - 17/06/2015 05:54 - France - La Courneuve

Today, in a train, I did the old "I've got your nose" trick for a kid. He got off at the next stop, then waved something at me from the platform, then yelled, "I've got your keys!" FML

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thisguy22 33

Wednesday 17 June 2015 15:45

Wait... You're allowed to socially interact with someone else's children in France? Without being accused of being a pedophile?!?

Welshite 39

Wednesday 17 June 2015 15:45

Take it to the next level. Track him down and then tell him "I've got your life." Evil smile optional. Or something less morbid like his homework. Your choice.

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NotLegit408 6

Wednesday 17 June 2015 22:32

2015 th deserved it

Jones87 11

Wednesday 17 June 2015 22:48

Smart kid lol.

ikawaiiusachani 8

Thursday 18 June 2015 0:03

hahahahahhahahaha!!!

earthlyscum 19

Thursday 18 June 2015 2:17

True savage

moontrimmer 12

Thursday 18 June 2015 12:21

Kid:1 You:0

silverstream20 20

Thursday 18 June 2015 16:14

Wow! That kid is both brilliant and frightening at the same time. He would make a damn good CEO.

Dean__Winchester 16

Friday 19 June 2015 1:08

Does anyone else swear that this sounds like something Aaron Bailey from Full House would do?

DurkWorld 7

Friday 19 June 2015 5:33

goteeem ?

officercupid 7

Friday 19 June 2015 17:35

Pretty sure I saw that on Mr. Bean. You should make movies, OP.

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 20 June 2015 19:28

Where was the kid's parents?

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