Transportation: Today, in a train, I did the old "I've got your nose" trick for... - FML

By jaivolétonnez - 17/06/2015 05:54 - France - La Courneuve

Today, in a train, I did the old "I've got your nose" trick for a kid. He got off at the next stop, then waved something at me from the platform, then yelled, "I've got your keys!" FML

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thisguy22 33

Wednesday 17 June 2015 15:45

Wait... You're allowed to socially interact with someone else's children in France? Without being accused of being a pedophile?!?

Welshite 39

Wednesday 17 June 2015 15:45

Take it to the next level. Track him down and then tell him "I've got your life." Evil smile optional. Or something less morbid like his homework. Your choice.

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axfabxdisaster 25

Wednesday 17 June 2015 16:19

"Oh hello police. Some lil kid stole my keys" "describe his appearance" "I don't remember, but I've got his nose"

AyeJay101 25

Wednesday 17 June 2015 16:20

You can pick a nose but he can pick pockets. Time to learn some new tricks.

abNormal62 23

Wednesday 17 June 2015 16:37

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

vikky538 28

Wednesday 17 June 2015 16:40

New generation trick for old.

sw33tt 14

Wednesday 17 June 2015 16:42

What a brat...

Hoopachi 19

Wednesday 17 June 2015 18:13

I don't know about you but I'd be pretty mad if someone stole my nose

squadge 1

Wednesday 17 June 2015 23:38

Well yeah, I mean you saw what it did to Michael Jackson.

Koolaidandtacos 21

Wednesday 17 June 2015 16:52

They grow up so fast.

Hyenayena 27

Wednesday 17 June 2015 16:54

"You take what you want in life"

Jefffz 13

Wednesday 17 June 2015 17:02

Kids=assholes

LostInTheZone11 29

Wednesday 17 June 2015 17:23

Real Life Bart Simpson.

skye147 20

Wednesday 17 June 2015 17:34

That sucks.. I hope you got them back, OP

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