Today, I wrote a 2 page letter to my married coworker professing...

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By "holyshmolly" - 27/09/2017 19:02

Today, I wrote a 2 page letter to my married coworker professing my love for her and letting her know we can't be friends since I would always want more. Today is also the day both our departments merged and she now sits 2 seats away from me. FML.

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arisanator9900 20

Friday 29 September 2017 23:46

why tell her anything if you knew nothing could come of it?

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arisanator9900 20

Friday 29 September 2017 23:46

why tell her anything if you knew nothing could come of it?

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