Love: Today, I worked up the courage to tell my crush I liked them....

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By giventorg - 12/04/2016 01:23 - United States - Kailua Kona

Today, I worked up the courage to tell my crush I liked them. He said he had liked me too so of course I was ecstatic. But he said he couldn't get into a relationship with me because he needs to check with his ex first. FML

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