Today, I wore my new Trivium shirt to the grocery store. A guy...

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By marystar - 20/11/2018 01:29

Today, I wore my new Trivium shirt to the grocery store. A guy there asked me if I had ever seen them live, and when I replied no, he beat me up and stole my shirt. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 25 November 2018 4:11

That's not cool. Where do you live? I'll bring the band, and we'll come **** this fool up. Except Matt, obviously. He's busy with dad stuff.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 25 November 2018 4:11

That's not cool. Where do you live? I'll bring the band, and we'll come **** this fool up. Except Matt, obviously. He's busy with dad stuff.

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