By Anonymous - 26/04/2015 07:09 - Australia - Burwood

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Today, I woke up to my girlfriend having phone sex less than 10 feet away from me. FML
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meatball4122 11

Please tell me she atleast pays the phone bill

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IAmzephyr 22

plot twist: she was having sex with the phone

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vmc1990 2

I feel your pain. my boyfriend watches **** over sex 99% of the time. I feel you op

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chefnoel22 11

Oh my gosh, really?

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crazycly 7

Then you're just not doing it for him. You guys should talk about this

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cappellaaa 23

If you don't like that then say something! I know I would if I were you

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wvcheesehead 13

A variation on "the talk" I think we need to hear other people.

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FragrantSalmon 12

You mean you woke up to your now ex girlfriend having phone sex

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Abhinow 7

may be she was earning a livelihood.

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solarsanteria 15

let her go bro

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sunny354wi 8

Cingular: Raising the bar? ;)

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crazycly 7

If it was your place You should've joined in, ****** the guts out of her while whoever listened. sprayed her face then told her to get the **** out before she had time to clean up! Yeah I'm depraved lol ;p

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