By Anonymous - 07/04/2015 21:00 - Canada - Calgary

Spicy
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML
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_kyleG_ 34

I'd say that that sucks, but it sounds like it didn't

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blackvyper 8

It didn't work? I'm not going to try it now then.

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chocolatelover96 14

When he's asleep, try whispering "I want you to buy me expensive jewellery. " in his ear . Worth a try ;)

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Hauclir 14

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

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y0ima0wn 10

He shoulda said, "I want to give (insert boyfriends name) a *******"

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Delsanity 13

At least he whispered

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captainsmegma 12

Breakfast in bed. Life doesn't get any better for you.

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Kurby14 21

You should whisper "you want to take penis enlargement pills"

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