Money: Today, I woke up to a painful hangover. I had to walk to the... - FML

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By pimmster - 28/07/2016 10:16 - United Kingdom - Smethwick

Today, I woke up to a painful hangover. I had to walk to the shop to get something to relieve the pain, but being broke, I only picked up a few coins out of my coin pot. Once I got to the till, I reached into my pocket and pulled out a handful of guitar picks. I'd reached into the wrong pot... FML

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GhostFox 33

Friday 29 July 2016 10:01

No offense, but... Maybe if money is so tight, you should lay off the drinking? Well, really no one should drink because it is literal poison, but it sounds like you might be prioritizing the wrong thing.

synsevenfold 11

Friday 29 July 2016 5:48

Life of a musician, i can relate lol

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synsevenfold 11

Friday 29 July 2016 5:48

Life of a musician, i can relate lol

GhostFox 33

Friday 29 July 2016 10:01

No offense, but... Maybe if money is so tight, you should lay off the drinking? Well, really no one should drink because it is literal poison, but it sounds like you might be prioritizing the wrong thing.

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