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By cruzgigi11713 - 02/05/2016 07:19 - United States - Fairbanks

Today, i woke up so tired because of a long shift a work yesterday and having to wakeup in the middle. I went to church still with a great energy until it was time for the preaching. I must have fallen asleep like 20 times and I sit in the front, the Pastor yelled "AMEN" each time I fell asleep. FML

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Coolermonkey 9

Monday 2 May 2016 20:09

CAN I GET A AMEN?

dante123113 11

Tuesday 3 May 2016 0:12

I also tend to doze off during preaching, it can be boring sometimes. Hopefully the pastor didn't perform an exorcism afterward!

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Coolermonkey 9

Monday 2 May 2016 20:09

CAN I GET A AMEN?

dante123113 11

Tuesday 3 May 2016 0:12

I also tend to doze off during preaching, it can be boring sometimes. Hopefully the pastor didn't perform an exorcism afterward!

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