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By sick as a dog - 17/02/2017 10:24 - United States - Portland

Today, I woke up sick. So I call my boss and make a deal with him, if he can't cover my shift then I will come in. So far none of the on-call employees has called him back. So here I am sitting at the bus stop, in the rain, hacking up a lung, and off to work. FML

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lonelyny1945 8

Thursday 23 February 2017 15:40

Definitly sucks. And FML #2 will come next week when everyone at work is sick, and blames you. Hang in there, rest up, chicken soup and all that.

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lonelyny1945 8

Thursday 23 February 2017 15:40

Definitly sucks. And FML #2 will come next week when everyone at work is sick, and blames you. Hang in there, rest up, chicken soup and all that.

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