Health: Today, I woke up in hospital after a night of heavy drinking....

By Anonymous - 13/04/2016 08:25

Today, I woke up in hospital after a night of heavy drinking. My friends told me I was beat up by the doorman. After going to the club to watch the security footage, it was revealed I actually fell on my face trying to fight, and caused more damage to myself. FML

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Today, I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch. When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house. FML

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By hedayk - 15/05/2015 20:26 - United States - Bronx

Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 00:01 - Australia - Darwin

Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML

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gogo44444 28

Wednesday 13 April 2016 20:44

You should get a restraining order on yourself

ExtremeEncounter 32

Wednesday 13 April 2016 20:44

More like beat up by the doormat.

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abhig 14

Wednesday 13 April 2016 20:47

Get a bodyguard that will protect you from you

samwilliams800 28

Wednesday 13 April 2016 20:48

YDI, dumbass.

tbro47 23

Wednesday 13 April 2016 20:49

I'm going to have to say YDI on this one on the basis that you have to know your limit. If you get so drunk that you can't even remember what you did, then that means you're not exactly in control of yourself and that can be dangerous. Learn your limit.

False_Stupidity 41

Wednesday 13 April 2016 22:39

And you can only know your limit by drinking until you have passed your limit. What if this was OP's first heavy drinking session?

tbro47 23

Wednesday 13 April 2016 23:41

Even if it was his first heavy drinking session it's not hard to tell when you move from the lightly buzzed stage to the intoxicated stage. A big giveaway is when you stop tasting the alcohol. Also if you're talking and your speech starts slurring or you're having trouble seeing straight or walking straight. It's a progression of events but they are noticeable unless he got drunk from one or two drinks, there would have been warning signs.

_kyleG_ 34

Wednesday 13 April 2016 20:49

Drunk you must hate sober you

_kyleG_ 34

Wednesday 13 April 2016 20:50

And sober you just REALLY hate drunk you

kennethlwinter 3

Wednesday 13 April 2016 20:56

YDI for trying to fight drunk. Know your limits next time.

Dawnoftime 12

Wednesday 13 April 2016 21:05

Congratulations, you just played yourself.

DeathofCareBear 21

Wednesday 13 April 2016 21:13

Congratulations you lost a fight against an inanimate object.

w0lfie1221 9

Wednesday 13 April 2016 21:22

At least you didn't try dancing right?

DeadxManxWalking 27

Wednesday 13 April 2016 21:24

what's the purpose of getting shitfaced?

Magnoxidans 19

Wednesday 13 April 2016 21:32

People who get drunk and physically aggressive deserve what's coming to them. OP should learn to be able to go out and not fight, very easily could get in a situation way over your head and have things like this happen.