Animals: Today, I woke up covered in ringworms, I am watching my friends...

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2017 15:41 - United States - Houston

Today, I woke up covered in ringworms, I am watching my friends dog while she is on vacation. Apparently the cream for her dog is for her existing ringworms. Thanks for the heads up. Only 3 more days.

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caffeine_addict 11

Tuesday 21 February 2017 6:22

Ringworm is a fungus, not a worm. Go to the doctor and get antifungal medication and make sure you wash your bedding on a hot cycle.

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caffeine_addict 11

Tuesday 21 February 2017 6:22

Ringworm is a fungus, not a worm. Go to the doctor and get antifungal medication and make sure you wash your bedding on a hot cycle.

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