Miscellaneous: Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed...

By LadyChristina25 - 05/06/2009 01:07 - United States

Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed by the local news. During the interview I said, "It was terrible. It was like watching a silent movie... but there was sound!" The interview has been aired 6 times. FML

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Jessaly_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 9:07

...were you high?

21yearoldvirgin 0

Friday 5 June 2009 9:07

wow... next time sound smarter? lol. that sucks. fyl.

Comments

gclunax 0

Friday 5 June 2009 16:19

LMFAOO #2: fail

regalarius 0

Friday 5 June 2009 16:22

Hey, I can see what you mean...movies, when silent movies were popular, had a very different, almost surreal style. And if you didn't mean that, I can easily imagine that you'd be so focused on what you were *seeing* that any sounds you heard would almost seem detached from the situation.

maggy_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 16:27

did anyone find this online yet? most news programs put their stuff online these days so yeah i'd love to see that

clockworkrainbow 3

Friday 5 June 2009 16:31

Stoner moment? Thats really funny. xD I'd like to see this footage. Seriously, FYL.

bruh_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 16:36

What were u thinking?

hlh389 0

Friday 5 June 2009 16:36

Wow I think u live in my town cuz I have totaly seen that fyl indeed me and my friend laughed at u for hours

sidders 0

Friday 5 June 2009 16:44

That was probly the funniest thing I heard all day!

margaretruns 0

Friday 5 June 2009 16:45

my.favorite.fml. :) (record it and put in on youtube, it would definatly be a hit )

Jsgirl 0

Friday 5 June 2009 16:46

Schmo! Haha You have to think before you speak& speak slowly ...didnt you mean to say slow motion, maybe?

un_loved3947 0

Friday 5 June 2009 16:48

lmao. this is the best. sorry OP, but really? that sounds like something i would say though to be hinest. you must have felt really dumb after saying that, i probably woud have been embarassed if i was you.