Health: Today, I went to the orthodontist. The lady took a break and...

By Bob - 22/11/2011 18:06 - United States

Today, I went to the orthodontist. The lady took a break and went to use the restroom. Apparently she didn't bother to take her gloves off, and they smelled like straight up pee. She had her hands in my mouth for over an hour. FML

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Today, I went to the orthodontist. No biggie, of course. I know the drill, so I didn’t think twice before letting the doctor stick his gloved hands into my mouth. His warm, wet, gloved hands. What the fuck??? FML

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By navyma - 17/09/2009 05:10 - Korea Republic of

Today, I went to the orthodontist to have my braces worked on. I accidentally swallowed some of the cleaning solution she used. She told me it would probably give me an upset stomach. Apparently, an upset stomach and crapping your pants means the same thing to an orthodontist. FML

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By Silent - 18/10/2018 17:30

Today, at the orthodontist, the nurse was checking my teeth. She asked me a question while her finger was in my mouth, and when I stupidly tried to reply, I bit her finger. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2013 18:57 - Zimbabwe

Today, I rushed to a dentist's appointment. Once in the chair, I apologized for not having had the time to brush my teeth beforehand. He responded with, "Ah that's alright, I just took a piss and forgot to wash my hands." FML

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By -- - 04/09/2011 16:42 - Canada

Today, at my dental practice, we received a shipment of the stupid flavoured gloves my boss ordered to make the place more "friendly to the kids". I started working in an adult patient's mouth, when he decided to start creepily making out with my fingers. FML

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By dentistvictim - 16/10/2009 07:27 - Norway

Today, I went to the school dentist for the yearly routine check. She took ages trying to clean out my teeth with the metal toothpick-thing, constantly hitting my gums. After half an hour of pain and spitting blood, she looks up and says, laughing: "Oh, I forgot to put my glasses on". FML

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By My spit everywhere - 30/12/2015 07:48 - United States - La Grange Park

Today, I went to the dentist. She had a tool that sucks up saliva, and put it in my mouth. She told me to close my mouth, and I did. Turns out she forgot to turn it on, causing my saliva to go all over my face. I had to sit like that for the rest of the visit. FML

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By BracesSuck - 09/04/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I was at the orthodontist. As the lady was clipping my brackets, she missed and clipped my gums instead. She looked at me and said, "Oh sorry, you're bleeding really badly. See, I got these fake nails put on and I guess I'm just not used to them. Let me try again." She missed. FML

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By kewlio45 - 01/07/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

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By Gee... Thanks - 03/09/2014 01:35

Today, while my orthodontist was working on my teeth, she made the comment, "Wow! It looks like a murder scene in there!" FML

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popcynical 4

Wednesday 23 November 2011 0:11

Idea for not saying anything.

JiggaJayZ 16

Wednesday 23 November 2011 0:10

Potty mouth!

Comments

YouPeople_fml 3

Wednesday 23 November 2011 0:12

Jesus christ! :vomit:

elephantom12 9

Wednesday 23 November 2011 3:00

Hold my drink, I'm Rick James bitch.

saIty 17

Wednesday 23 November 2011 0:12

What the hell? Did she somehow totally miss the toilet and pee her gloves?

Sarah_moustache 9

Wednesday 23 November 2011 1:41

Or she wiped herself like a normal woman.

raphanne_fml 33

Wednesday 23 November 2011 2:08

Hmm, I don't get pee on my fingers when I wipe myself...

YOUareALLretards 1

Wednesday 23 November 2011 5:02

I'm just guessing here but, I assume if she wiped herself "like a normal woman" she wouldn't end up with per on her hands. Perhaps it is you who should learn a new technique on vaginal wiping.

MwahFMLS 6

Wednesday 23 November 2011 7:39

Maybe she used her gloves as toilet paper?

BlackBelt4Me 7

Wednesday 23 November 2011 0:12

And you didn't say anything...???? YDI

iam_yummylicious 12

Wednesday 23 November 2011 0:30

Although harsh I agree. When at the orthodontist if I was uncomfortable in any way all I had to do was make some sort of noise. How could you just sit there?

iam_yummylicious 12

Wednesday 23 November 2011 0:30

Although harsh I agree. When at the orthodontist if I was uncomfortable in any way all I had to do was make some sort of noise. How could you just sit there?