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By sheyo - 05/03/2009 01:13 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML

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By anonymous - 17/12/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML

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By zaynemaliksvagina - 24/06/2015 17:10 - United States - Shrewsbury

Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML

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Let's slip out of here

By Anonymous - 07/04/2009 02:11 - United States

Today, my friends and I saw a movie. We sat in the balcony. Halfway during the movie we heard a commotion, thinking it was a group of unruly teenagers like us, we began to pelt the lower half of the theater with candy. We later learned that it was a man having a heart attack. FML

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Close shave

By Elisabeth - 16/08/2020 17:01

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 15:43 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

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Dude, STFU!

By Cyberdeeder - 13/10/2008 08:19

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

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By escortedout - 23/10/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML

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By Whyme - 09/01/2012 06:14 - United States

Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML

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Shut up

By anon - 04/05/2009 21:56 - United States

Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML

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Betrayal

By frankfukhergood - 09/07/2009 05:49 - Canada

Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML

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alki_fml 5

Thursday 5 March 2009 12:34

I hope you're ashamed of yourself.

megabstr 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 12:44

Today, I finally got to watch a movie after 3 months in hospital. I didn't feel very well since the air conditioner was too strong, and suddenly some girls started throwing things at me for no reason. I had to go back to the hospital that night. FML

Comments

elaceyx 0

Monday 7 September 2009 6:32

oh by the way, if you threw popcorn at me i would have turned around and threw my drink right in your face ;)

cmac86 23

Saturday 12 September 2009 8:54

don't flatter yourself honey.

failur_hatur 0

Monday 21 September 2009 2:22

wow not everyone wants to bang calm down and enjoy the movie instead of being a dick to someone who is disabled.

KHADOOZLE 0

Friday 2 October 2009 8:00

WOW! UR A BITCH, HE SHOULD HAVE RAN YOU OVER WITH HIS WHEELCHAIR!

oLiViA90210 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 19:12

**** YOU! I HOPE YOU DIE! FALL IN A DITCH! SUCK IT! I HOPE THAT THAT GUY RUNS YOU OVER! I THINK THAT WAS VERY RESPECTFUL OF ME, DON'T YOU?

HunterFalls13 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 4:02

Even if he hadn't been in a wheelchair You shouldn't have done that It's not cool to make people feel bad How would you feel of people threw popcorn at you for something you can't control? Don't you think he felt bad enough not being able to walk ever again and not being able to breathe properly? Then u go and throw popcorn at him! Karma is gunna come back and bite u in the ass hard

LinkinYM 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 7:32

I also had that happen to me. Because of a minor nasal condition which makes my funny breathing, a lady hit me pretty hard and called me a pervert. I quickly left, but not after I threw my scalding hot coffee in her face.

omgzdude 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 18:01

why does nobody look or even think before they do!???

HyperExecuter 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 5:11

**** you you dumb shit. he would not be breathing at younand ur gay friends ur all probably ugly fat fags who think your hot. I hope u get the shot beat out of you