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By Not So Smart - 23/07/2010 23:47 - Canada

Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 19:34 - United States

Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when a large lady and her friend blocked the aisle I was trying to go down. After saying, "Excuse me," twice and being ignored, I pushed my way through. After getting past, I looked back and noticed she was glaring at me while signing to her friend. FML

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By walmart: first time, last time - 12/05/2013 16:37 - United States

Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML

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By anon - 05/04/2017 04:00

Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML

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Pranks for all ages

By atleastshelldiefirst - 13/10/2012 00:18 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML

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By wsumt - 29/01/2009 01:04 - United States

Today, my friend and I were in a hallway talking while a man kept walking by and turning around. I then asked him "WHAT are you LOOKING for!". It was a blind man. FML

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She definitely heard

By Anonymous - 09/09/2021 02:00

Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML

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By Salvation711 - 15/04/2012 15:29 - United States

Today, a woman was staring at me. This went on for about five minutes until I couldn't take it anymore. I screamed at her to cut it out. It turns out she had a lazy eye. FML

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By Come on - 29/01/2012 00:46 - United States

Today, I was sitting on a bus. I'm deaf. An old lady looked very angry at me and started talking. Then she looked like she was screaming. I had to type on my phone that I'm deaf. Apparently, I'd been stepping on her foot. She decided to poke me in the eye and type, "Now you're blind too." FML

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By lions214 - 11/01/2012 01:40 - United States

Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML

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You good, lady?

By Eliza - 04/04/2012 03:40 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I noticed a strange lady following me around in the mall. After a while I began to get creeped out, so I confronted her. Apparently she has to make sure everything she buys is better than what I buy. After a long silence she said, "What? You never noticed me before?" FML

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Saturday 24 July 2010 9:07

Oh you...you...you BITCH!

hsshae 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 9:07

that's when you jump off the 2nd floor

Comments

Kylias 6

Saturday 24 July 2010 16:07

But that worked so well for Daredevil...

Mehness 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 16:14

63, it's actually possible. They would just have to have the keyboard layout memorized (because the f and j keys already have little dots on them to tell people where they are).

LTFlames 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 16:17

agreed with #1 your an ass

lilturbo 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 16:26

wow what a douch

mcrepas 19

Saturday 24 July 2010 16:58

75 you're cute

sugarbaby79 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 17:30

tel that blind bitch wat it iz lol jk but its okie iprolly wud have yelled sumthing at her like that too. imean i wouldnt have known she wad blind so *** it. y yu guys acting like things never slipout ur mouth.

sadistmonkey 19

Saturday 24 July 2010 17:57

I'm sure that at least some of you who are calling the OP an asshole are hypocrites. In fact, the fact that you're being so judgmental indicates that if you were in the OP's shoes, you'd be telling off the blind person yourself. Personally, if someone kept bumping into me from behind, I'd get annoyed if I didn't realize they were blind.