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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... so what? You fail. At everything.
FYL for lieing, but really, why say you're at a dinner party? just be honest and say "I'm a tank when it comes to drinking" =D
I suppose the cashiers have to strike up personal conversations to make themselves feel like they are friendly. Most of the time they broadcast their ignorance. Cheers. (don't drink and drive.)
Oh the splendors of alcoholism! its ok we've all been there look up a local AA meeting if your unhappy with or lying about your drinking... just a suggestion XP
that's sick like yeah cool but your diising yourself dipshit! like **** get a lifer your retarded ducked up need councelling and probably won't me ******* anyone like me any time in yur life so hope you hve fun bitch
wow your cool..?
It sucks to have a dependency. Hope you get well, brother.
been there=
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lol you drink so much you had to lie to a cashier!
PARTY AT HER HOUSE