Miscellaneous: Today, I went to see The Revenant, the theater was full so we... - FML

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By nonononoplease - 19/01/2016 15:16 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I went to see The Revenant, the theater was full so we had to sit behind a group of 12-year-olds. One who got out his phone every 2 minutes to text his "lover??". I had an anxiety attack because I couldn't focus on the movie and I didn't have enough self esteem to ask him to put it away. FML

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