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By Anonymous - 10/01/2017 17:30

Today, I went to my secondry-school as usual, since I knew that my final exams are starting, altought, I couldn't join in. Why? because I had to pay 100 L.E (50$) as a payment for the whole term, I only had 93 L.E, FML.

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shepardkinz 19

Monday 16 January 2017 21:49

I feel like this is something you would have known ahead of time.

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shepardkinz 19

Monday 16 January 2017 21:49

I feel like this is something you would have known ahead of time.

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