Love: Today, I went to my crushes Mardi Gras party. He was handing...

By MADfml - 26/02/2009 03:12 - United States

Today, I went to my crushes Mardi Gras party. He was handing out beads to all the girls at the party that flashed him. When he came around to me he stopped and said "I will give you these beads NOT to flash me." FML

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By ug - 08/07/2009 20:51 - Canada

Today, my crush took me out to lunch. When the waiter came for our orders he ordered onoin rings and looks at me and says, "I won't be kissing anyone tonight anyways." FML

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Classic mistake

By Anonymous - 21/08/2021 02:01

Today, I waved at my crush, but he waved at someone behind me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2015 05:29 - United States - Madison

Today, after countless nights spent together and flirty texts, I decided ask my crush on a date while at a party. We went on a walk and held hands. Just as I asked him, he said no, let go of my hand and briskly walked away. He was my ride home. FML

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By hatethatiloveyou - 10/02/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, my crush talked to me for the first time. He told me to stop staring. FML

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By HarleyDavison - 05/10/2014 18:44 - United States - Harrisonville

Today, I went to a parade. While I was there, I ran into my ex and his new girlfriend. Trying to prove I was over him, I tried to act like I was oblivious to them and having a great time. I turned around, only for a piece of candy to hit me square me in the eye. FML

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By iStoleTheBrownie - 25/08/2017 01:32

Today, my friend asked me to send her a picture of my crush. I've never talked to him so I had to take the picture without him knowing. My flash was on. FML

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By icantdrive - 19/03/2009 04:22 - Canada

Today, I went to a party to see my crush. He offered me a drink and I declined telling him that I don't drink because alcohol makes people act stupid and crash their cars. He then saw me back into a car parked on the street and shatter my backlights as I reversed from the driveway to go home. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my Mom. I ran into my crush. A school dance is soon and he WAS just about to ask something but my mom glanced over and yelled "TAMPONS OR PADS, SWEETIE?!" He then changed his question to "Haha, so which?" And before I could say a word, my mother answered for me. FML

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By emselin - 18/09/2012 20:07 - Denmark - Niv

Today, someone brought cake to class. Trying to get some attention from the guy I have a crush on, I asked if he wanted my piece of cake. He accepted it, and then offered it to another girl. FML

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You tried

By Anonymous - 17/08/2021 05:01 - United States - Gilbert

Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML

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sonofskam 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 19:23

girl likes douchebag, douchebag shows his color, girl probably still likes douchebag.

Hullaballoo 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 19:30

The whole flashing thing is incredibly degrading to women, so maybe he was trying to give you some dignity? No, he's probably just an asshole who enjoys degrading women

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Lick_yer_face 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 16:19

I'm with #4, unless he said it really offensively. Mardi Gras is weird. In England all we get is pancakes on that day, but you get to flash!

QuantumLegend 0

Monday 28 March 2011 8:18

pancakes>flashing?....pancakes>flashing

Cloudy_fml 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 17:48

I agree with #4. It sounds like he might have just been joking, to me.

Inkspell 2

Thursday 26 February 2009 18:34

maybe he likes you and he didn't want others seeing them. or did someone say that already?

sonofskam 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 19:23

girl likes douchebag, douchebag shows his color, girl probably still likes douchebag.

Hullaballoo 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 19:30

The whole flashing thing is incredibly degrading to women, so maybe he was trying to give you some dignity? No, he's probably just an asshole who enjoys degrading women

ccc01 1

Saturday 6 February 2010 21:54

And you enjoy drestroying traditions and probably want to take Jesus out of christmass. Here is a good point. if he really wants to degrade women, why does it work? Cause the girls want to participate! it is not degrading if the girls want to do it. Baka