Animals: Today, I went to collect my clothes out of the dryer. Thinking...

By Never Again - 09/08/2016 18:17 - United States - Riverhead

Today, I went to collect my clothes out of the dryer. Thinking it would be fun for my small dog, I brought her with me. I put her down and let her sniff around while I put my clean clothes in a basket. I turned around from putting more clothes in the dyer to catch her peeing in my clean clothes. FML

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Same thing different taste

By beep_guacamole - 24/05/2009 21:49 - United States

Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML

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Sweep it under the rug

By Anonymous - 12/08/2024 00:00 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend told me she was coming over for a surprise visit. I quickly tidied up, but not before shoving all my dirty laundry under the bed. When she arrived, she brought her dog in. Her dog immediately sniffed out the laundry and dragged my most embarrassing underwear into the living room while her parents watched. FML

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Febreze time

By catpeecathy - 14/09/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was looking in my laundry basket for a clean tank top to wear. As I felt around, I realized that most of my clothes were still wet after two days. After asking my mom what was wrong with the dryer, I found out that for two days my cat had been using my laundry basket as a litter box. FML

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Thanks for the help

By Synonymous_Rex - 05/01/2015 21:26 - United States - Thousand Oaks

Today, I went to gather the laundry out of the dryer. My daughter had seen my wife put bleach in the washer, so she decided that honey in the dryer would make the clothes smell sweet. She wasn't wrong, but now I have a giant ball of sticky socks and underwear. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2023 17:00

Today, I've been potty training my son and almost all of his clothes have been peed on, but for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to do all the laundry together. When I was getting it out of the dryer, everything smelled like pee. FML

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By katams - 26/02/2012 12:28 - United States

Today, I was going for a walk and I kept smelling pee wherever I went. After about an hour, I finally figured out that the smell was me. My dog had peed on my sweatshirt. FML

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What are you doing?

By smellsgood - 13/03/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML

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Smooth criminal

By Chad69 - 17/09/2025 22:00

Today, I went to pick up my laundry from the communal machines in my apartment building. When I got there, all my clothes were neatly folded on top of the dryer. I was impressed, until I realized half of the pile wasn’t mine. I'd been carrying someone else’s underwear up to my apartment. FML

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Alas, poor Tiddles

By SonOfACatKiller - 19/09/2019 08:00 - United States - Juno

Today, my mom asked me to pull out the load of laundry she'd stuck in the dryer. Instead of clothes, I pulled out my dead cat. FML

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Bad boy!

By Carrie - 23/02/2021 21:30

Today, I was enjoying my dinner by my patio window when I spotted a cat roaming through my backyard. As I observed it explore my yard, I also watched as it climbed onto, then took a piss on the freshly clean clothes I had left to dry. FML

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aimbug 42

Wednesday 10 August 2016 7:29

I guess your scent was too strong and your dog got territorial :P

almost_there44 26

Wednesday 10 August 2016 7:33

Well, if you're by a dryer I'm sure there's a washer near by. Putting the clothes back in won't be too hard, I guess waiting for another two hours will be.

Comments

TrebleMajor 13

Wednesday 10 August 2016 14:19

This is why I don't like small dogs

_EnderDoge 22

Wednesday 10 August 2016 16:43

Gotta say, you deserved it.

wissx 5

Wednesday 10 August 2016 16:44

YDI

shonic 16

Saturday 13 August 2016 5:50

why did op deserve it?

Medianric27 5

Wednesday 10 August 2016 17:40

Well you can't put your clothes into the dryer anymore, but your dog might be a little wet.

Animeislyfe 15

Wednesday 10 August 2016 19:54

My dog does that... it's the warmth of the laundry that prompts them to go.. not sure why though

leo1106 15

Wednesday 10 August 2016 22:30

As soon as I read "clothes out of the dryer" and "fun for my small dog", I knew where this was going. Been in your shoes before. Sorry, OP. Makes for a good laugh later on though. At least for me.

Andrewyel 2

Thursday 11 August 2016 4:31

Only difference is I have a big ass dog

mcruff 12

Thursday 11 August 2016 8:04

Was SO READY for you to say your dog jumped in the dryer and you turned it on

RabbitOfAurora 28

Thursday 11 August 2016 16:58

Next time put your dog in the wash too OP, the laundry will smell exactly like her and she'll have no need to claim it! Of course it might backfire and she may end up peeing on herself too.. Best to just leave her at home next time.