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By EmaeK - 25/06/2016 04:29 - United States - Kalamazoo

Today, I went to a tanning salon owned by one of my associates families. As I was leaving, the owner handed me my vibrator that I accidentally left at my last visit and personally gave me his daughters two week notice. Now I have to find a new tanner and a new associate. FML
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Xenolythic 14

Why did you have your vibrator at a tanning salon in the first place and how did you leave it there

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C8H18 33

Why would you travel with a vibrator? You obviously don't "need" it if you didn't even realize it was missing.

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Xenolythic 14

Why did you have your vibrator at a tanning salon in the first place and how did you leave it there

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bonehead69 15

yes we definitely need a follow-up to this one.. I don't think I've ever heard of a woman masterbating while tanning.. not to say it's never been done.i just don't think it's done a lot

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C8H18 33

Why would you travel with a vibrator? You obviously don't "need" it if you didn't even realize it was missing.

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Chiaroscuro 21

Leaving a vibrator at a tanning salon!!! That's just........

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sturschaedel 27

This is one of those FMLs that is in need of a YDI button.

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