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By Anonymous - 23/06/2016 09:25 - United States - Albuquerque

Today I went to a pick up hockey game with my friends, while on the ice I felt something funny in my pads and went on the bench. When I got on the bench I put my hand into my pads and pulled out a mouse. It turns out when I left my gear in the garage the night before a mouse got in it. FML

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hl2701 10

Friday 24 June 2016 4:55

was it alive?

Elgrin 15

Friday 24 June 2016 8:25

Wait... Hockey in NEW MEXICO????

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hl2701 10

Friday 24 June 2016 4:55

was it alive?

Elgrin 15

Friday 24 June 2016 8:25

Wait... Hockey in NEW MEXICO????

UNLUCKYHOCKEY 2

Friday 24 June 2016 11:21

2 things. Yes there is hockey in New Mexico and the teams are actually pretty good. We win a lot of A level tournaments in Colorado and AZ. Second of all the mouse was very much alive and had very painful claws. I found out today it also took a bunch of ***** in my bag. Again FML

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