Today, I went to a party. It was great, I got crossfaded as hell... - FML

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By Ash - 27/04/2017 20:28

Today, I went to a party. It was great, I got crossfaded as hell and generally had a fun time. Until I realised that a kind civilian had also slipped me some rohypnol for the hell of it. I spent the rest of the day vomiting profusely and blacking out. Thanks, jackass. FML

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GhostFox 33

Tuesday 2 May 2017 7:32

...I'd be a bit more concerned about what could have been done to you during the blackouts. Considering how rohypnol is used as a date rape drug because it causes amnesia, I really suggest examining yourself, regardless of gender.

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GhostFox 33

Tuesday 2 May 2017 7:32

...I'd be a bit more concerned about what could have been done to you during the blackouts. Considering how rohypnol is used as a date rape drug because it causes amnesia, I really suggest examining yourself, regardless of gender.

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