Today, I went to a club with a guy and I end up seeing the other... - FML

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By janeeyy - 28/07/2017 01:50 - United States - Watertown

Today, I went to a club with a guy and I end up seeing the other guy I liked at the same one. Somehow they know about each other and they were both drunk. Long story short, they tried to fight each other and ended up starting a crowd. The next day one of them blocked me on everything. FML

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saffy66 34

Thursday 3 August 2017 9:20

Maybe that was the agreement - the loser had to block you so the winner had a free run.

GhostFox 33

Monday 31 July 2017 4:32

Ah yes. Fought over a girl even when said girl didn't want to be fought over, yet it's still the girl's fault somehow. Twenty-something males' logic.

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GhostFox 33

Monday 31 July 2017 4:32

Ah yes. Fought over a girl even when said girl didn't want to be fought over, yet it's still the girl's fault somehow. Twenty-something males' logic.

saffy66 34

Thursday 3 August 2017 9:20

Maybe that was the agreement - the loser had to block you so the winner had a free run.

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