By embarrassed - 18/08/2014 16:39 - United States - Great Neck

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Today, I went to a baseball game with my girlfriend's dad. I got a boner when they sang the anthem, because that's what I sing in my head when having sex with his daughter so I last longer. FML
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ShadowlessSpear 21

Hopefully he didnt ask what it was and poke it.

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imlifeless2 25

Oh say, can you see? By my dick's early rise...

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CoachW13 1

Your bombs bursting in her....gave proof through the night...

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pwnman 33

"Oh boy it's swell to say... Good Morning USA!"

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pessimistprime 4

Good Morning Vietnam* Rest in Peace Robin Williams.

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Respect101 17

#38 I got you, it's okay. Robin Williams played an Army Radio broadcaster. It makes a little sense, but oh well. Sorry #38 I tried.

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aedar 16

I never really understood why do you play anthem at every game. I mean finale sure but other than that it seems kind of pointless, it should be played only at special occasions...

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Respect101 17

I totally disagree with you, but that maybe because I played baseball for 10+ years so I constantly heard that song. It never occurred to me why the he'll are we playing this song every game? It was more of me thinking about the soldiers out there in Iraq(at the time).

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calucalay 13

well considering baseball is THE American past time it actually makes a lot of sense

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AngryAmerican 18

It's played because those playing and observing the game all have the freedom because of the country we live in and all the soldiers who fought for our freedom. have a little patriotic spirit, and if your not American I say to you sir, **** off.

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Vickeh 15

ALL rise for the national anthem eh?

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Arthurie 30

OP clearly stated that he sings that song in his head while "doing it" in order to last longer.

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False_Stupidity 41

If he notices, he probably won't comment but if he does, just shrug and pass it off as a random boner. Every guy gets them even when not thinking about sex.

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ahippienamedrae 10

But why the national anthem of all things?

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Respect101 17

I think you should ask yourself.. Why not.

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