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By ash - 05/06/2016 20:36 - United States - Hollywood

Today, I went over my boyfriends for a family party he was having, when I walked in his mom lifted up my dress in front of everyone saying"is this a dress or shirt" FML.

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iamdman 22

Monday 6 June 2016 14:47

nothing like a touchy feely "open" relative of an SO to make things perpetually awkward. expect lube and a sex toy for Christmas if you can hang in there. if you marry him I'm sure she will want to be present and both the birth and conception of her grandchildren. talk about boundary issues. I really hope he is worth the hassle.

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iamdman 22

Monday 6 June 2016 14:47

nothing like a touchy feely "open" relative of an SO to make things perpetually awkward. expect lube and a sex toy for Christmas if you can hang in there. if you marry him I'm sure she will want to be present and both the birth and conception of her grandchildren. talk about boundary issues. I really hope he is worth the hassle.

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