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By failingdaily - 20/09/2014 02:27 - New Zealand - Paraparaumu

Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa had posted "feeling horny" with my grandma. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2015 14:21 - United States - Boca Raton

Today, my grandpa accidentally posted a nude photo of himself on Facebook. I will never be able to unsee that. FML

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By theblackrose23 - 06/09/2013 12:10 - United States - Lansing

Today, I found out my grandfather died via Facebook, because apparently both my father and my aunt think posting a status about it immediately rather than calling family is the thing to do. FML

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By lovingthis - 09/01/2013 16:48 - United States - Largo

Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML

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Red handed

By grandpa porn - 28/08/2017 01:30

Today, while I was walking to the kitchen, I heard someone on the TV moaning. As I made my way down the stairs, I saw my grandfather quickly change the channel and lean forward. I'm 90% sure I caught my grandpa watching porn. FML

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By OhDearGodGrandad - 07/02/2016 17:59 - United Kingdom - Ilford

Today, I saw my grandfather on the train, with his cock out. FML

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Cold-blooded old times

By Anonymous - 14/04/2020 02:00

Today, going through my dead grandma's papers, we found old faded photos. I showed them to my mum, who screamed in shock. They were grandma and granddad's erotic photos from about seventy years ago. FML

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By thanks gramps - 19/04/2013 07:27 - Canada - Whitehorse

Today, I posted a video of a dance I choreographed on Facebook. I got a notification a few hours later telling me that my grandpa had also shared it. His caption? "My granddaughter dances like a gay baboon and this dance sucks balls. Throw grapes at her." Thanks grandpa. FML

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By Gabriel A - 15/01/2011 04:05 - United States

Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML

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Party hard!

By _Emilyy - 12/07/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I updated my Facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML

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By bman - 07/04/2012 06:41 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage. FML

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colton_colton 50

Saturday 20 September 2014 16:14

Thats something you could've lived a nice, long life without ever seeing

MzZombicidal 36

Saturday 20 September 2014 16:17

I would just delete Facebook after that.

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sugarbaby9908 20

Saturday 20 September 2014 21:02

That's rad!!!! I hope to be like that when I'm older!!

Sakuraashita 15

Saturday 20 September 2014 21:25

When I am old I shall wear purple... And post about my intimate life on Facebook...

connorgrant98 24

Saturday 20 September 2014 23:00

They love each other and that's good. It's normal for elderly people to have sex

StephC720 22

Sunday 21 September 2014 4:08

I love this! Good on them! My granny is 75 and is more sexually active than me for goodness sake.

rishkatr 3

Sunday 21 September 2014 4:22

On the bright side he CAN feel horny even at this age.

dpook 7

Sunday 21 September 2014 8:41

Hahaha! This is amazing!

jeriaslovesyou 16

Sunday 21 September 2014 14:34

Omg. xD

WeskerxChris 12

Sunday 21 September 2014 18:40

Viagra.

oJoy 11

Monday 22 September 2014 10:07

not over the hill yet

AFaye3964 17

Monday 22 September 2014 17:16

ewh.

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