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By mischalucksux - 09/09/2016 13:16 - United States

Today, I went into work at 2am so I could leave early to go to a Dr appt over an hour away. I was late, so I was speeding. I got pulled over, got a ticket. Was late for my appt, which was then cancelled. So I got up at 1am instead of 4am just to get a ticket and drive 3 hours for nothing. FML

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colo16_fml 10

Saturday 10 September 2016 9:21

I so totally understand your pain. Something majorly similar happened to my last week ?

sarkycow 25

Sunday 11 September 2016 21:50

Couldn't you have called the doctor's office to say you are running a bit behind/late?

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colo16_fml 10

Saturday 10 September 2016 9:21

I so totally understand your pain. Something majorly similar happened to my last week ?

sarkycow 25

Sunday 11 September 2016 21:50

Couldn't you have called the doctor's office to say you are running a bit behind/late?

mischalucksux 18

Monday 12 September 2016 4:08

I did, they told me too bad, I had to reschedule and it's going to be two months! ?

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